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Computer when you talk about "loops", many people do not understand just what they are. This example will dispel all doubts.

For those who do not know the concept of loop is a term created by the computer to define a tangle of many that have been created and for which they do not have a simple explanation. I try to explain in a few words this famous term.

It is said that a computer program "went into a loop" when the following situation occurs:

The Director called his secretary and said:

- Vanessa: I have a seminar in Argentina for a week and want to go with me to meet my partners. Make travel arrangements.

The secretary calls the husband:

- Hey John, I will travel abroad with the director for a week. You'll have to be alone this week, dear.

The husband calls the lover:

- Leonor, honey: The witch will travel abroad for a week, we will move us together.

The lover calls the child who gives private lessons:

- Manuelito: I have a lot of work next week. You do not have to come to class.

The child calls his grandfather:

- Hey Grandpa: Next week I have no classes, my teacher is busy. So finally ... We will be able to spend the week together !.

The grandfather (who is the Director in this story) calls the secretary:

- Vanesa: Discontinue the trip, will spend the next week with my grandson, we will not participate in the seminar. Cancel the trip and hotel.

The secretary calls the husband:

- John: Clown director changed his mind and just cancel the trip. I'm not leaving travel.

The husband calls the lover:

- Sorry darling We are not able to spend the next week together, busty trip my wife has been canceled.

The lover calls the child tutorials:

- Manuelito: Look, I changed my plans, this week I'll teach as usual.

The child calls the grandfather:

- Grandfather: Weighing my teacher told me that yes you can teach me this week so I'm not going to keep you company.

The grandfather calls the secretary:

- Vanessa: My grandson just told me not to be able to be with me this week because he has classes. So proceed with travel arrangements.

The secretary calls back the husband ...


¿Did you become clear what a loop ???.

Today, the anecdote is an image




In Spanish language it woult seen "no hay güevos" (without traslation, sorry), but you can imagine the meaning.

Another link to image:




"No hay güevos": Not having enough courage to do something. In this case paint graffiti, hehe.

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Strategies for Ogame:

In hunting, a zebra do not need run more than a lioness, simply need to run more that another zebras.

How to become 15 sprains in 2 seconds ...


youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oVnJCc7ri5k

Today ... CULINARY RECIPE FOR BAD DAYS

Baked chicken .

1. A fresh chicken 3 kg.
2. Fill it with prunes and a variety of vegetables seasoned with garlic, salt and rosemary.
3. Preheat oven to 170 degrees Celsius.
4. Brush the chicken with heather honey and bathe with :
* 1 cup rum
* 1 cup brandy
* 1 cup cognac
* 1 cup Armagnac
* 1 cup whisky
* 1 cup Pedro Ximenez
* 1 cup tequila
* 1 cup champagne or cava
* 1 cup white wine amontillado
* 1 cup wheat beer
* 1 cup of absinthe
5. Cover the chicken well with foil.
6. Bake for 1 h.
7. Remove the chicken from the oven .
8. Allow to cool 5 minutes.
9. Throw the chicken to rubbish and drink the broth .

"Always forgive your enemies but ... never forget their names" by J.F. Kennedy

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In Ogame, as in life, people should have the level of dignity above the leven of fear.

Strategies for Ogame: it is difficult hunt a black cat in a dark room, especially if it is not.

Yesterday I met on IRC OGame-Origin to a player, maybe future enemy, heheheee, who must have thought "this man is fool" (she knows why). Today quotes are dedicated to her:

“The battles against women are the only ones who earn fleeing”, by Napoleon Bonaparte

“When a man pulls back, just back really. A woman steps back to take a run”, by Zsa Zsa Gabor.

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain", by Isaac Asimov.

As the speed of light is higher than that of sound, some people appear bright until you hear the nonsense they say.