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Of all the animals in the world, humans are the only ones who drink without thirst, eat without being hungry, and speak without having anything to say.

My friends, I need help, urgently!.

Yesterday I was arguing with my wife, and the end of the discussion she told me:

You are absolutey right!.

This is the first time it has happened, it was me perplexed and I do not know what to do now.

Describe a circle, then caress it ... and it will become a vicious circle.

Someone told me once that had opened a thread about the beer and no one had posted on it ...

Login with e-mail, Lobby, ... and then we find the hard reality ...

Peter, what has the doctor prescribed to you for the throat itching?.

That you dance and you undress sensually before me.

Strepsils, asshole!, it will have been Strepsils.

Without a doubt, without any kind of doubt ... the red color feels a lot better, hehe.

(Who should understand ... will understand).

Central and North Europeans: you have infected us with the cold, it has also arrived to Spain.

You blame the Russian bear, hehe.

(Tomorrow es Monday!).

03/08/2018, International Women's Day.

CONGRATULATIONS WOMEN !!!..

Men!, we are useless, we only know how to do one thing well: war.
__________

(Translation:

I said him:
Manolo, wash the dishes and put them to dry,
And look ....)

The one who trust of any people shows little discretion y and not good sense; the one that does not trust anyone shows to have even less.

Mam, Mam, an UFO has abducted Dad !.

Don´t worry honey, he´ll be back tomorrow, they´re looking for intelligent life.

Today the physicist Stephen Hawking has died. R.I.P.

Hawking will go down in history for his work on black holes and for trying to unify the two great theories of twentieth century physics, that of relativity and that of quantum mechanics.

Also by the popular informative titles of which he was author, among them A brief history of time, from the Big Bang to the black holes, published in 1988 and turned into the best-selling science book in history.



Recommended book, even for non-scientists, in this only one appears a formula: E = mc2.