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In war, in a competition, blood may be hot, even boiling, but the head should be kept cool.

The following video is in German (subtitled in Spanish). Sorry, I did not find it in English, but, in any case, the joke is understood.

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A person wrote in another thread the word "nerd", as I did not know its meaning I searched on Internet ...

NERD

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerd

Oh, my God !, I'm not sure if that's good or bad, heheheee.

Why are 490 Romans fun?.

It is well known that white smoke is the essence of every electronic device.

As soon as the smoke escapes from the device, it stops working.

Look at the little girl's face at the end of the advertisement ...

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Dolphins: air rings:

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Dolphin asking for help from a diver:

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Bravo by DeltaT !. I was very alone in this thread.

As I know that she (I suppose female) likes the nerds (heheheee) ... double post:



The economic director of a university meets with the rectors of the faculties of Biology, Mathematics and Philosophy and gives a scribble to the biologists: "You spend a lot of money in the laboratory, and this expense is unacceptable”.

"Why do not you do as the mathematicians, who only need pencil, paper and a wastebasket, or, better yet, like philosophers, who only need pencil and paper? ".

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A philosopher, a biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are having a beer in a bar. Come two girls to enter the bathroom, and a moment later three girls come out.

Dumbfounded, the philosopher says: "This thing that we have seen has not been able to occur. Of Being No, Being can not arise, for the Non Being is not, and Being is."

The biologist looks at him and says: "Do not give me metaphysical bullshit. It's clear that some kind of reproduction has occurred inside the bathroom."

The physicist asserts then: "It is evident that the third girl is a virtual girl, product of a quantum fluctuation of the void. Do not worry, it will not last long.

After a long silence the mathematician says: "The truth is I do not understand the argument. We just have to wait for another girl to go to the bathroom. Then it will be empty."

Everyone knows the enigma of the guardians of the doors that one tells the truth and another lies.

Well, here we have a variant but complicating it a bit: there is one more door and the guardian kills whoever asks twisted questions (hahahaaaaa) ...

When people call the intercom (automatic doorman) at the entrance of a building, and you ask: who is?, 80% of the time it's “I am”, and a disturbing 20% is someone called "open".

A woman wakes up during the night and discovers that her husband is not in bed. She goes downstairs in search of her husband, finds him sitting in the kitchen, with a cup of coffee in his hand.

He seems absorbed in his thoughts, as he gazes at the wall. She watches a tear drop from one eye as he sips her coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" He whispers as he enters the kitchen, "Why are you here at this time of night?"

The husband puts the cup of coffee on the table, looks at her and asks in a solemn tone:

- Do you remember 20 years ago, when we got engaged, that you were only 16?.

- I remember it as if it were now.

The husband pauses. Words do not come easily.

"Remember when your father caught us making love in the backseat of my car?".

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, falling into a chair beside her.

The husband continues:

- Remember when your father pointed me in the face with the shotgun and said: "just marry my daughter, or I sent you to jail for 20 years"?.

"I remember that, too" she replied in a soft voice.

The husband wipes the tears from his cheek and says:

- Today I would have been free ... !!!.

Nobody is perfect ...

Hanging Monastery in Xuan Kong Si (China).

An interview with a woman:

- Would you marry your husband again?.

- Yes, of course ... fuck him !!!.