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Men fall in love with what they see and women what they hear ...That because men lie and women make up.

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Some people think it is rude to talk with their mouth full, however, they do not mind doing it with an empty head.__

I'M GOING TO BED.

Dad and Mom were watching TV when Mom said "I'm tired, it's late, I'm going to bed".

She went to the kitchen to prepare the sandwiches for the next day. She soaked the popcorn containers, took the meat out of the freezer for dinner the next day, checked if there were enough cereals left, filled the sugar bowl, put the teaspoons and breakfast bowls on the table, and left the coffee pot ready.

She put the damp clothes in the dryer, the laundry in the washing machine, ironed a shirt and sewed a button, picked up the toys, started loading the phone and stored the phone book.

She watered the plants, tied the garbage bag, and spread a towel.She yawned, stretched, and went into the bedroom.She paused a moment to write a note to the teacher, counted the money for the excursion, and picked up a book under the chair. Signed a greeting for a friend and wrote the address in the envelope, wrote a note for the butcher and placed everything next to his bag.

Mom then washed her face with the wipes, put on anti-wrinkle cream, washed her teeth and nails.

Dad yelled "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm going," she said.

She poured some water into the dog's drinking fountain and took the cat to the balcony, locked the door, and turned off the entrance light. She glanced at the children, turned off the lights and the television, picked up a T-shirt, tossed his socks into the laundry basket, and spoke to one of them who was still doing his homework.In his room she set the alarm, prepared the clothes for the next day, minimally ordered the shoemaker.

She added three things at six on the list of urgent things and envisioned achieving his own goals.

At that moment, Dad turned off the television and announced "I'm going to bed". And he did, without other thoughts.

Nothing extraordinary? Do you wonder why women live longer?. Because they are made for long walks (and they can not die before, they have too many things to do).

Send this message to five phenomenal women, they will appreciate it, and some men who have the intelligence to appreciate it.

Then ... GO TO BED !!!.

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A phrase that especially upsets my wife, hahahaaa:

God made the world and rest.
God made the man and rest.
God made the woman ...

And since then neither man, nor the world nor God have rested again.

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And a phrase from my son:

Beautiful girls have a dangerrrrrr, and the more beautiful they are more danger they have.

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And my wife says:

Men are simpler than the handle of a bucket.

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In the society, the sensible man is the first to yield always. That is why the wisest are directed by the most foolish and extravagant.

Russian proverb: Pray, but do not stop rowing to the shore.

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(Please, go to YouTube to see de video: Song of the Volga Boatmen - Red Army Chorus).

CHRISTMAS TRUCE.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce

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There may be something more foolish that my neighbor creates with the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of the water and his prince has a quarrel with mine, even if I do not have it with him.

As yesterday I thought for the IRC that Shole, the boss, was on vacation, let's take advantage to flaming with him, now that he can not defend.

Shole´s Horoscope for next year 2017:

Health: the stars smile at he.
Work: the stars smile at he.
Money: the stars smile at he.
Sex: the stars shout he with laughter.

Hahahaaaaaaaaa.

Uffffff, after the previous post ... I'm still alive!. I was not sure.

AWESOME CHOREOGRAPHY

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To create enemies is not necessary to declare the war, just say what you think.

Storm with hands ...

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EX-LIBRIS (Bookplate).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bookplate

Feet of Flames.

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