Post any funny comments or one liners here.

"Cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper? That's just dicing with death."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock"

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"Its not cheating unless you get caught"

"There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray its not a train!!!"

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss"

those are the three best i could find for now

Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.