Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great ...
You have no power over me.!.
Because my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great ...
You have no power over me.
Dedicated to "some" bosses (with all respect or ... with none).
One company understood that the time had come to change management style and hired a new general manager. The new manager came with the determination to make changes and make the company more productive.
The first day, accompanied by its main collaborators, made an inspection at the company. On the floor everyone was working, but a boy was leaning against the wall with his hands in his pockets. Seeing a good opportunity to make his work philosophy clear, the new manager asked the young man:
- How much do you earn per month ?.
Six hundred euros, sir, why? - replied the boy without knowing what it was.
The manager took € 600 out of his pocket and handed them to the young man, saying: Here's the salary this month. Now go away and never come back!. The young man kept the money and left, according to the orders received.
The manager then, proudly, asks a group of operators: Can any of you tell me what the young man was doing?. Yes, sir, replied the workers in awe. He came to deliver a pizza.
Moral: There are people who are so eager to command that they forget to think.
Because my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great ...
You have no power over me.
Pissing in a public restroom, without supporting the ass, trousers half lowered, a hand in the door and another on the wall ... you validate 1st course of Ninja.
Because my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great ...
You have no power over me.
A farmer takes his truck to the village and the mechanic says he has to leave it until the next day, so he decides to walk back to his farm, which is not far away.
On the way he goes through the hardware store and buys a bucket and a jar of paint. There, a colleague gives him two chickens and a goose that he owed him.
Now our farmer has a problem: how to take everything home walking ?.While he thinks about how to do it, he is approached by a mature lady and asks him how to get to the Smith farm; The farmer tells him that he is going in the same direction, and that if he did not have to carry that load he would accompany her.
The lady says: -Why do not you put the paint can in the bucket? You carry it in one hand, you put a hen under each arm and you carry the goose in the other hand ...
"The surprised farmer thanks and begins to accompany the lady. At one point he says: -I know a shortcut, which gets us off the main road, but we saved ourselves a mile.
The lady looks at him with suspicion and replies:"I am a lonely widow without a man to defend me. -How do I know you're not going to take me through the middle of the field, you're going to put me up against a tree and you're going to abuse me?.
-But lady! Even if I wanted to, how do I do?. I carry a bucket, a paint can, two chickens and a goose. How do I put it against a tree and abuse you?.
- Well, you put the goose on the floor, you cover it with the bucket, put the paint on the bucket and I'll hold you chickens.
- That you have no initiative, fuck !!!.
Because my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great ...
You have no power over me.