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    • Thanks DeltaT for continuing the thread.

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      Pepe (71 years old): first day in computer class for retirees.

      Windows: Enter your password

      Pepe: pepe

      Windows: Sorry, the password should not be your name

      Pepe: pepi

      Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least 6 characters

      Pepe: pickles

      Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least one number

      Pepe: two pickles

      Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least one number in the form of a figure

      Pepe: 2 pickles

      Windows: Sorry, the password can not contain spaces

      Pepe: 2fuckpickles

      Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least a capital

      Pepe: 2FUCKpickles

      Windows: Sorry, the password can not contain successive capitals

      Pepe: 2FuckPicklesShitty!

      Windows: Sorry, the password can not contain punctuation or admiration

      Pepe: 2FuckPicklesShittyThatYouCanPutInTheAss

      Windows: Sorry, this password already exists.

      Because my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great ...

      You have no power over me.
    • A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. While doing some maneuvers he sees a guy walking through the field. The man lowers the balloon a few meters and shouts:
      - Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?
      To which the man below responds:
      - You are in a hot air balloon, suspended about 10 meters above the ground.
      - You are computer programmer, right? - says the balloonist -
      - That's right, says the one below. How have you noticed?
      - Well, says the balloon. Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it is of no use to anyone.
      And the one below responds:
      - And you must be a computer user.
      - Exactly, the balloon responds, how did you know?
      - Simple. You do not know where you are, or where you are going, but hope that I can help you. You are in the same situation as before we met, but now you think it's my fault.

      Because my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great ...

      You have no power over me.