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"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he´s finished", by Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Feet of Flames. [youtube]youtube.com/watch?v=qW9_-fCwc1c[/youtube]

EX-LIBRIS (Bookplate). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bookplate

Storm with hands ... [youtube]youtu.be/ASfvawZ3zi4[/youtube]

To create enemies is not necessary to declare the war, just say what you think.

If someone wants to know the answer to any question, you can request it in a post in this thread.

A man is at the beginning of a long corridor that has three switches, at the end there is a room with the door closed. One of these three switches turns on the light of that room, which is initially turned off. How did you know which switch turns the light on, walking only once in the corridor?. Clou: The man has a flashlight.

Uffffff, after the previous post ... I'm still alive!. I was not sure. AWESOME CHOREOGRAPHY [youtube]youtu.be/yPTfXG90PcE[/youtube]

As yesterday I thought for the IRC that Shole, the boss, was on vacation, let's take advantage to flaming with him, now that he can not defend. Shole´s Horoscope for next year 2017: Health: the stars smile at he. Work: the stars smile at he. Money: the stars smile at he. Sex: the stars shout he with laughter. Hahahaaaaaaaaa.

Following an anonymous call, the police enter a house to arrest an alleged murderer. They do not know what he's like, but they know his name is John and he's inside the house. The police find four people playing poker: one is engaged in carpentry, the other handles a truck, the other works in a mechanic's workshop and the latter works in the fire station. Without any questions and without hesitation, they immediately arrest those who work at the fire station. How were they sure they arrested the…

There may be something more foolish that my neighbor creates with the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of the water and his prince has a quarrel with mine, even if I do not have it with him.

CHRISTMAS TRUCE. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce [youtube]youtu.be/J7ErrZ-ipoE[/youtube]

Russian proverb: Pray, but do not stop rowing to the shore. [youtube]youtu.be/uNb54rwDQJM[/youtube] (Please, go to YouTube to see de video: Song of the Volga Boatmen - Red Army Chorus).

No Kellogen, they are not grandchildren. You have to think differently, non-linear, ... lateral thinking.

In the society, the sensible man is the first to yield always. That is why the wisest are directed by the most foolish and extravagant.

MARTA and MARIA say: We are daughters of the same father and the same mother, but we are not sisters. What are MARTA and MARIA?.

Sorry Kellogen, it is not a Theremin. A classical orchestra.

What is the instrument of the orchestra for which no wind, no percussion, no string is used?.

The world's best magic trick, awesome!.[youtube]youtu.be/2yhaLc8PHH0[/youtube]

A phrase that especially upsets my wife, hahahaaa: God made the world and rest. God made the man and rest. God made the woman ... And since then neither man, nor the world nor God have rested again. ________________________________________________________ And a phrase from my son: Beautiful girls have a dangerrrrrr, and the more beautiful they are more danger they have. ________________________________________________________ And my wife says: Men are simpler than the handle of a bucket.