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Great earthquake in a third world country, all devastated. A meeting of all the countries that offer help to divide the work. The head of the operation: Today Friday XX/XX/XXX we meet to agree on the necessary tasks for the reconstruction ... blah, blah, blah .... and we have decided: Germany will be responsible for rebuilding the hospitals. The Germans: very well we will start tomorrow. France will be in charge of rebuilding the schools. The French: it will be an honor, we will begin to ask for…

This afternoon I lost my entire fleet. For a bug in the game I could not know who attacked me. I have been investigating among the possible guilty, I have asked them, but I know that only two of them say the truth: TGWo: It was Valent who did it. DeltaT: No, it was me. Danimanza: It was not Valent. Valent: Danimanza lies. NoMoreAngel: The only guilty could be DeltaT or Shole. ErikFyr: It was DeltaT. Shole: We were not DeltaT or me. Trafalgar Law: Shole tells the truth and neither was Valent. As …

Spectacular synchronized landing of 2 of the propellers of the skyrocket Falcon Heavy of the private aerospace company SpaceX: youtube.com/watch?v=eseasK5cESM

After the storm comes the calm: sunset in Madrid 02/06/18, a day after the snowfall. atardecer_06-02-18_001.jpg atardecer_06-02-18_002.jpg atardecer_06-02-18_003.jpg

Yesterday (02/05/18) snowfall in Madrid (Spain), snow is rare at this latitude. Photographs treated with a filter to disguise the poor quality of the cell phone camera (we say: "of the necessity to make virtue"). 001.jpg 002.jpg 003.jpg 004.jpg 006.jpg

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Baby, you're making progress, you've only been on the phone for three quarters hour. Who was?. I do not know, she had dialed a wrong number.

The Dean of a University goes through the different departments announcing that during the following week would be carried out a fire drill, but that the day would be surprise, to achieve greater realism. When he arrived at the Logic Department, they all started to laugh. Why?.

Thank someone who has uploaded the thread to "Topic". ______________________________________________ When a politician promises something, thinks like children and add mentally <if I can>. And so quiet.

A sultan tried to increase the number of women available for his harem by promulgating a law that forbade having more children to families as soon as a man was born there. His reasoning was: "In this way there will be families of one male, others of male and female, others with one male and two, three, four females, etc. The average number of females will be higher than that of males". Is the reasoning correct?.

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TIP: From time to time, return your mothers empty tuppers of your mothers-in-law, so that they see that they have competence and do not relax.

youtube.com/watch?v=8nHl7SHrPMk Translation of the video: - Honey, my hands are cold, touch then. - Quickly ... 6 x 5 ? - 30 ... and? - I knew!!! ... Cold and calculating woman.

Do you want really know a man?. Give him great power.

We have 12 black balls, all equal except one weight different from the others. We do not know if it weighs more or less, just different. We have a scale for weighing of two saucers (like the one that represents "Justice"). I allow you to only make 3 heavy with the scale, in the saucers you can only put balls, no strange elements. With those 3 heavy ones you have to find out which ball weighs differently. (Very difficult).

Sunset in Madrid (Spain), 01/23/2018 atardecer-23-01-18-01-peque_o-2.jpg ______________________ Spain: Handball European Champion 2018 in Zagreb (Croatia).

Spanish curiosity We have TWO surnames. When a child is born, he/she takes the first surname of the father and the first surname of the mother (it can be the reverse: the mother's first). Only in Spain and Portugal does that happen. And it is disconcerting for us when a woman loses her birth surname when she is married, to adopt that of her husband. Our women never lose their surnames, nor after they are married, they are the same throughout their lives.

A thread to expose the creativity in the design of signatures or avatars. Some of the ones made by me (in the forum.es the signatures are limited to 450x150 pixels and 35k in "weight"): david95-condorguerra.gif laberinto-condor.jpg david95-infierno.jpg david95-jinjan-gif.gif David95-illusion.jpg aparece-desaparece.gif camuflage.jpg espiral.jpg ajedrez-JPG.jpg paxto-2.jpg Pujol.jpg Blacky.gif And this one by a friend (no mine): tomvinohk3.gif

Some solutions. Quote from JJMonti: “What is better than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?. ” The answer is ... NOTHING.

- Yesterday my wife left me and went to live with John, my best friend. - And ... since when is John your best friend?. - Since yesterday.