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Impossible geometry. A genius, M.C. ESCHER, and like a good genius he was crazy to tie. Ascending and descending (Dedicated especially to Shole and his avatar, hehe) LW435_MC_Escher_Ascending_and_Descending_19601.jpg Waterfall LW439_MC_Escher_Waterfall_19611.jpg

Do you know what the CALORIES are ?. They are small and motherfu... bugs that at night they get into the wardrobe and shrink the clothes. My wardrobe is infected!, and yours ?.

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?.

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In World War I, the uniform of the British Army consisted, among other things, of a cap of brown cloth. The high commanders, alarmed by the large number of injured in the head decided to replace this accessory by a metallic helmet. Surprisingly, the number of injured people in the head increased considerably. We could say that the intensity of the war was the same before and after this change. Why did such an increase of injured in the head when changing caps by helmets?.

A woman to her husband: Honey, I'm going to the neighbor's house and I'll be back in a minute. Do not forget to take a look at the stew every half hour.

The Indians of a remote reserve asked their young and new Chief: Will the next winter be cold or peaceful?. Since the chief had been educated in a modern society, he did not know the old Indian tricks. So, when he looked up at the sky, he could not guess what was going to happen with time. However, in order not to appear hesitant, he replied: The winter will be truly cold, and the tribe's members were to gather firewood to be ready. However, as he was also a practical leader, within a few days h…

Bravo by Valent!, that has what it takes to have to post on this thread. _______________________________________________________ I played chess since I was 10 years old. ANECDOTE OF THE CHESS (that can be applied to Ogame, in my case). This curious conversation occurred in a match between the Soviet Isaak Boleslavsky and the Argentine Miguel Najdorf: Najdorf: Do you give the game in tables? Boleslavsky: No! Najdorf, something thoughtful: Do you play to win? Boleslavsky: No! Najdorf: Do you play …

Strategies for Ogame: Some people make war with ships and cannons, others with the head, the latter are the most dangerous.

Today I'm going to get into a marshland ... Bad luck the Americans have had, for a politician, only one politician, that faithfully fulfills what he has promised in the election campaign, he had to be just ... Donald Trump. Really bad luck!, hahahahaaa.

EINSTEIN´S ENIGMA. Five men live in five houses of five different color. They smoke five different brands of cigar,drink five different beverages,and keep five different pets. We know that: * The Norwegian lives in the first house. * The brit lives in the red house. * The Swede keeps dogs as pets. * The Dane drinks tea. * The green house is just on the left of the white house. * The green house owner drinks coffee. * The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats. * The person who…

LES LUTHIERS (humor and musical group Argentine). Perdónala (Forgive her), with English subtitles ... [youtube]youtube.com/watch?v=6QQuNa_9NLM[/youtube]

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DID YOU LIKE?. - Did you like? - Yes. - A lot or a little? - A lot. - A LOT or a lot? - Much much. - Yes? - Very much - Sure? - Yes, sure - What did you like the most? - And ... all - Like "everything"? - What not there something you liked more? - And ... no, I liked everything - If you say that you liked everything, it's because you did not like anything - No, because I would say "I did not like anything" - You do not say it but you think - No, I swear not - Do not swear when you're lying - I'm…

WHY DO I LIKE TROLLING ?. Long time ago I was a good person, happy and without getting into any problem. For some years I traveled to the Scandinavian countries (I've been to Denmark, Sweden, Finland and Norway), and somewhere I got infected with the troll´s virus. Since then, I like trolling, I can not avoid it, I carry it in my blood. The contagion test ... Fiordos_575.jpg

What is the sum of the following series ?: 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 ... (infinitely) 8ed1c55a1ac34c32acb7e1c72b2176f8b791448a

A HISTORY ON EVA AND PARADISE. In Paradise, one day Eve called God: - I have a problem. - What is the problem Eva? - I know that you have created me, that you have given me this beautiful garden, wonderful animals and the snake with which I am dying with laughter, but I am not entirely happy ... - How is that Eva ?. - I'm alone and I'm sick of eating apples. - Eva, in that case I have a solution, I will create a man for you. - What is a man ?. - The man will be an imperfect creature, with many t…

THE 5 SECRETS OF A HAPPY WOMAN 1.- It is important to find a man that shares responsibility and homework with you and have a good job. 2.- It is important to find a cheerful man, that enjoys dancing, walks and makes you laugh. 3.- It is important to find a tender man, that can be affectively dependent without being subordinated to it and, moreover, not lying. 4.- It is important to find a man that is a good lover and that loves having sex with you. 5.- It is VERY, but VERY IMPORTANT, that these …

Prologue.- Spanish expression: when the devil has nothing to do, with the tail kills flies. Brainstorming ... Why not be enable mining en the moons ?. The development of the idea would be easy because in the already exists the option of mines in the moons, although it is not allowed. It would not unbalance much the game because the moons do not have great capacity of fields, and would balance more the game between fleeters / miners. But to be minimally effective, it would have to be accompanied …

An elephant asks a camel: - Why do you have the tits in the back ?. The camel answers: - Curious question coming from someone with a penis in their face.